Agony Of Da Feet Update!!

April 13th, 2009 Posted in Story
Exhibit A (11/08)
Exhibit A (11/08)

As promised, and due to overwhelming demand and interest (you know who you are….”you”

Exhibit B (4/09)
Exhibit B (4/09)
in the singular sense), here is the latest on my horrible, cruddy, gross, neglected ultra feet, post Tour de Western.  To the left is Exhibit A, my toes from November, 2008, about 45 days into training.  They are looking fresh and healthy as you can plainly see and possess good color - bloodshot.  It’s fair to say these babies require constant work and attention to keep them in this kind of shape.  Usually a good set of steep, rocky downhills coupled with tripping over a boulder or two will do the trick.

To the right is Exhibit B, the same toes in April, 2009, 5 months later.   As you can plainly see, “rightie” has blossomed into a full-fledged dead head while “leftie” has been clipped down to size.  All-in-all, they are both holding up remarkably well under the circumstances and hanging on for dear life.  You’ll also note that “#2″ on Leftie is carefully wrapped in duct tape to protect him from the nasties oozing out of “Big Daddy” next door.

Fortunately, they have not met their Maker yet like these poor fellows below who belong to one, Dan “Footsie” Fowkes who in just one race, Way Too Cool 50K, completely annililated an entire community of toe nails……poor things, they never stood a chance with the way Dan pounded the downhills and wore his running shoes “tight and short”…..

Footsie Fowkes R.I.P.
Footsie Fowkes R.I.P.

  1. 2 Responses to “Agony Of Da Feet Update!!”

  2. By Marcy on Apr 14, 2009

    For the record, I am NOT the “you” Bob mentions in this post. I have never had a foot fetish. However, I do remember helping Drew “bottle” Bob’s big toenail that had fallen off in the “early years” of racing so Drew could bring the nail to show and tell at preschool. It was a BIG hit with the 4 year olds, and his teacher, Renata. Wonder if Drew has a foot fetish?

  3. By Tim on Apr 15, 2009

    No show and tell wanted here!!!

    ugg. Those are some really ugly toes. I sure hope those piggy’s do not hurt

    Consider visiting the following after reading the latest customer review below:

    “I got a “posh pedicure” from Michelle yesterday and my feet haven’t been this soft and fresh in a long, long time. This place is adorable–lime green and pink, with cushy armchairs to relax.”

    Wet Paint Nail Spa
    Category: Nail Salons
    Neighborhood: Huron Village
    141 Huron Ave
    Cambridge, MA 02138
    (617) 868-0620

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